Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

What happens when a frog's car dies?

What animal always goes to heaven?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

When do flowers get their workout in?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

What do horses say to greet each other?

Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

What makes pirates such good singers?

What do cows like to dance to?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Why is grass so dangerous?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?