Where do birds go to drink?
The crowbar.
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Where do actors go to pray?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
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