Where do birds go to drink?
The crowbar.
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What table can you never sit at?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
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