Where do you take sick ponies?

Why did the whale cross the road?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

What is the color of the wind?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

What's a deer's favorite horror movie?

What's the ocean's funniest animal?

What's a frog's favorite year?