When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

What goes zzub, zzub?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Why are frogs always happy?

The ocean is a real trendsetter.

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?