What did the octopus use to write his novel?

Why are cats good at playing video games?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

Which subject has two parts?

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

What did one plate say to the other?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?