What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Owwwww-ch!
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What is the coolest country?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
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