Why did the duck cross the road?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

What do minions always put in their salads?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

Where was Noah born?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?