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Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

What day never takes itself seriously?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

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How do you spot a modern spider?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?