Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

What is an archer's favorite store?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

Why do vampires always look sick?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

How do you raise a baby elephant?

What dog never pays attention in class?