Why are baseball games at night?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Which big cat loves to drive?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

Why do two skunks argue?

What's a cat's favorite board game?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?