What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

What do you call lending money to a bison?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

Families are like fudge.

What day do hands always go to church?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?