Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Angelfish.
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
How do fireflies start a race?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What food is a man's best friend?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What's the loudest sport?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
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