Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

How long will dinner be?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

What do you call a sad latte?

Why does a barn sound so noisy?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?