What's the most expensive plate in church?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

This candy bar is a real home run.

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

What's the politest month?

How is cat food sold?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?