What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

Where do goldfish go camping?

What do ducks have for lunch?

What games do ants play with elephants?

Which celebrity always frowns?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?