What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?

What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?

Why are cowboys always religious?