What do photographers read to their children before bed?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

Why is the letter A like a spring flower?

Which accessory can you only wear in the car?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

What fish sings the best?

Where do cows go for lunch?

Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?