What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

Why did the whale cross the road?

What's black and white and red all over?

What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

Why was the pirate late for work?