Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

Why is spring the oddest season?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

Which animal should never work for the government?

What games do ants play with elephants?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?