Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

How can you farm during the winter?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

Which computer won the talent show?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?