What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

What building always gets stains on it?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

What's the laziest vegetable?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?