Where do ghosts go on vacation?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

What animal makes the best lunches?

What's a cat's favorite snack?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

Which tree can't stop crying?

Why was the musician arrested?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What bird helps you stay dry?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?