What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Earmutts.
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
How do you arrest a pig?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What game do cows play at parties?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Why are books always so angry?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What is an archer's favorite store?
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