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Why do fish live in salt water?

What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

What time does everyone love to drink?