Why was the cow unable to run the race?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

We had a discussion about roses.

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

Why do cows wear bells?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

Why did electricity win the race?