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Earmutts.
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Which animals make the best football players?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
How did the toad die?
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How do you get straight A's?
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What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
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