What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Earmutts.
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What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
How did the toad die?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why is the beach so confident?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
How does one gelatin greet another?
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