What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

Which big cat never tells the truth?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What's the most athletic footwear?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

What is the loneliest cheese?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?