Why was the bowling ball anxious?

Why do hogs play so much football?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Which animal should never work for the government?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

What fish sings the best?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?