Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

What is the best book to read in autumn?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

What did the waiter ask the frog?

Why did the body of water think so much?