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What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

What part of a football field is never the same?

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

Why do cats always get what they want?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?