Why do bison love to spread gossip?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

How did the vampire start his letter?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?

Why is furniture so generous?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?