Why did the chicken walk across the street?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

Who is the most popular pop singer in space?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

What utensil does water use to eat?

What did the rug say to the floor?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

What vegetables do librarians like?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?