What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?

What do fish do at parades?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

Which insect makes the best father?