Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

What are you studying in math?

Why did the body of water think so much?

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?