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They are so purr-suasive.
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Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
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Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
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