Why do cats always get what they want?
They are so purr-suasive.
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What is the smallest lion?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
How did the vampire start his letter?
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