Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?

Why is a computer so smart?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?