Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

Where do horses reside?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

When should baseball players wear armor?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?