Which dog belongs in a band?

What animal keeps up with all the trends?

Where do cats go on vacation?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

Why are the mountains so tired?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?