What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Mutt-on chop!
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
How do horses navigate at night?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What fish sings the best?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
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