What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

What vegetables do librarians like?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

My brother is my partner in crime.

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

I'm not a bad putter.