Why are cats good at playing video games?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

How does the sun listen to music?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

What farm animal is best at karate?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What do you give a pony with a cold?