Where do bees go to the bathroom?

What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?

Why do cats give such great massages?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

Why do kids love theater classes?

What's another term for a sleeping bag?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

Why did the professor write on the window?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?