What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
It was a-salted.
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What's the politest month?
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