What do you call a depressed strawberry?

How does dinner smell?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

Why do cows wear bells?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

Which insect makes the best father?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

What's the friendliest national park?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

Who are Frosty's parents?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.