What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
It was a-salted.
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Why are bakers paid so much money?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What is the wealthiest fish?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What shape has a knighthood?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
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