What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
It was a-salted.
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What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
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How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
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