Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

She Needed Her Balance Checked!

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?