Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What's a cat's favorite song?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

Which animal is the most religious?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

I can cut down a tree only using my vision..

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?