What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

What do you call a magical reptile?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

What is the coolest country?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

What do you say if you meet a toad?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

How much money does a skunk have?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?