Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

What car can't keep a secret?

What type of car do planets buy?

What's the friendliest national park?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

Which fly makes films?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?

What do cows say on NYE?