Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Subway™.
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why was the dog overweight?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision..
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What fish only swims at night?
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