Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

What do you call a Zen egg?

What do you say to a really good barista?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?