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What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

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What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

What does winter fat turn into?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

How do amoebas make calls?