What utensil does water use to eat?

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

Why did the goal post get angry?

Who do fish pray to when they need help?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

Where do hands go on vacation?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?