Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

Where does a camper keep his money?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

What do insects learn at school?

What animal keeps up with all the trends?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

What dog never pays attention in class?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

What do you call a dog in space?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?