Why was the bud so shy?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

How do you compliment a cat?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

What's the coldest vegetable?