Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
RE-EYE.
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What fish sings the best?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..
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