What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

What did the salad say to its dad?

Why are turtles so shy?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

Which tree can't stop crying?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

Why are basketball courts always wet?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?