What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

Which relative loves rice?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What do you call a thieving alligator?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

What words make the best athletes?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?