Which relative loves rice?
Uncle Ben.
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What do little fish love to play with?
How do you grill cheese?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What building always gets stains on it?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What's a bat's favorite game?
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