Which relative loves rice?
Uncle Ben.
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
How is cat food sold?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What sweet treat never panics?
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