What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

How does a cow do math?

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

What is the most faithful insect?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?