What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Seasonal depression.
Why are winter days great?
Which is the worst season?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What sport do horses love to play?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
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