How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

Which fish is the best at making glass art?

What do cats wear to work?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?