What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

Why is winter considered holy?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

Why do churches struggle with counting money?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

Why did the barber win the race?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

What did the sick chicken say?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

What are the smartest highways in the world?