What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

What bird is always sad?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

Who is a house's favorite band?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?