How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

Which animal is the most religious?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

What animal keeps up with all the trends?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

Families are like fudge.

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

Why is money so stubborn?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?