Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
They only have one tail!
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
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