How is life like toilet paper?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What's the ocean's favorite song?