I used to be addicted to not showering.

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

Why was the pirate late for work?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

What's the slowest 5k?

What's a goose's favorite book?

Which type of dog is great at drawing?

Which animal is the best at trying new things?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?

What do you call a dog that is left-handed?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?