Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

Which dog belongs in a band?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

Why are grandkids so great?

What do you call a smelly horse?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?