Why was the fabric always laughing?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

What did the baby bull grow up to be?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?