Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

What cookies are best enjoyed outside?

That bird won't stop squawking.

What is a cow's dream job?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

Who granted the fish a wish?

What do golfers drink on the green?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?