What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

How do fireflies start a race?

What do you call a handsome runner?

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

How do billboards talk?