What do you call a tired tree?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

What bird is always sad?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

Why was the bee sad?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Why are books always so angry?