Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

That bird won't stop squawking.

Why does the orange always lose in races?

What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?