Where do pigs love to take naps?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Which plant has the best roar?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

Why did the fish blush?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

What did summer say to spring?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?