Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

The museum curator needed a break.

Where do ships always get stuck?

What says: oom oom oom?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

Where do tough ducks come from?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?