I can cut down a tree only using my vision..

How did the tree get lost?

Which tree can't stop crying?

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

What's a dog's favorite city?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

Why do cats love to work?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?