Why did the cat go to medical school?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

Where do milkshakes come from?

Why are trees always so positive?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

The ocean is a real trendsetter.

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

How can you make 7 even?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What might you call waking up in the morning?