What's a kitty's favorite book?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Why did the barber win the race?

What do chefs do in their spare time?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

How do trees get access to the internet?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

What birds always travel in twos?