What do you call a bear with no teeth?

What did the bee say to the flower?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

How do you get straight A's?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

How do you grill cheese?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

Why do dogs run in circles?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?