Where do actors go to pray?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

What's the noisiest food?