What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Sue.
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Which family member is always relieved?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
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