What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

Why is money so stubborn?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

Why did electricity win the race?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

Which insect makes the best father?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?