What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

What did the bee say to the flower?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?