What's the loudest Christmas song?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

What's a cat's favorite board game?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

How do chickens leave the highway?

Why are cause and effect so close?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What type of fishing are dogs best at?