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Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

Why are stones so good at music?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?