What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

Why did the frog have a long face?

What do you call a fancy dance for cats?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What dogs are always lying to you?

What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

What did the sick chicken say?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?