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Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

What animals make the best baseball players?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

Who invented fractions?

Why did the professor write on the window?

Why did summer catch autumn?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

What do cows say on NYE?