Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

What bird is losing its hair?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Why do hogs play so much football?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

Why was the coyote family such good singers?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

Why do moms make good vintners?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?