What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

When does a horse talk?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

What car can't keep a secret?

Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

Why do plants hate algebra?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?