Where do cows go on the weekend?

What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

How did the tree feel in spring?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

Who is a house's favorite band?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?