Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

Which type of dog is great at drawing?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

Why is a computer so smart?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

What is the emptiest holiday?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

How do you truly savor a hot dog?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?