What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

That bird won't stop squawking.

Where do cows go for lunch?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?

Who invented fractions?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

Who are Frosty's parents?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?