What is the smallest lion?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?