What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

What do you call a dog that meditates?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

What vegetables make the best music?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?