What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

What did autumn say to summer?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

What do you call an old snowman?

Bears love exotic cars.

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?