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What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What should moms do when their kids go back to school?

Why are computers so good at golf?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

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Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

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What do you call the dog magician?