Why is a computer so smart?
Because it listens to its motherboard.
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Which animal will never go bald?
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