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What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

How long will dinner be?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?

Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

What do insects make all their clothes out of?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

What's a cat's favorite song?