Why did the calf hate his school picture?

Which subject has two parts?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

What siblings are always sad?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What do you call a bee with a spell on him?

Why are cowboys always religious?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

Where do horses reside?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?