Why did the professor write on the window?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

Which insect makes the best father?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?