What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What do fairies always drink?

This candy bar is a real home run.

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

Where do German dogs sleep?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

What day never takes itself seriously?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

What is the best day to go to the beach?