Did you hear about the famous pickle?
He was a big dill.
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Which relative loves rice?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What did the snake name his daughter?
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