What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

Where do tough ducks come from?

Where do cows go on vacation?