What sweet treat never panics?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?

What's the hardest part about skydiving?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

What school subject really rocks?