What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

What do you call an animal pop star?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

What do cows say on NYE?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?

Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?