What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

Which founding father loves to sing?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

What do you call a tired tree?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?