Why do salmon make such great detectives?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What did the pen say to the pencil?