Which dog belongs in a band?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

What does a lion call an antelope?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

What did the painter say to the wall?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

Why are maps such great therapists?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?