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Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

What does Rudolph call his wife?

How do you get straight A's?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?