What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

What's the saddest part of the week?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?

Why are cats good at playing video games?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

What is a robot's favorite snack?