Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

Why was the dog overweight?

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

Which singer could always break a five?

What shape is bad at driving?