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Lean beef.
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What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What is the strongest animal?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
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