Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

What do minions always put in their salads?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

Why don't ants get sick?

What do trees keep as a pet?

Why are ghosts always single?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?

What is the opposite of coffee?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?