Why does the orange always lose in races?
It runs out of juice.
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What words make the best athletes?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
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