What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

What is the loneliest cheese?

How do scientists grow fruit?

Why did the snake cross the road?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

What do elves learn in school?

What animals make the best students?

Did you know about April 1st?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?