How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

What's a cat's favorite board game?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

What did you learn in school today, son?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?