What do you call a fish on a hot day?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

Why was the bunny upset?

Why was the broom late for school?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

Why did the computer run out of money?

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.

What do cats wear to work?

Why don't fish play basketball?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?