Which condiment adds the most kick?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

What's a horse's favorite car?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

What animal loves a baseball game?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?