Why does the orange always lose in races?
It runs out of juice.
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Which subject has two parts?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What do you call the dog magician?
What sport do horses love to play?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
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