Why does the orange always lose in races?
It runs out of juice.
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
When do mice play every day?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
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