Why didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
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How does dinner smell?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why was the bee sad?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What siblings are always sad?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
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