Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

What animal keeps up with all the trends?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What did one plate say to the other?

Where do termites go camping?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?