What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

What do you call a sad latte?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

Where does Superman park his cars?

What day never takes itself seriously?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

Do you have the best ceiling?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?