Why didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What's the noisiest food?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What's the loudest sport?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
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