Why didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
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