Why didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
How long will dinner be?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What does a dog say before eating?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
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