What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
It got ticks.
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Which cats love to be petted?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
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