Why do kittens know so much about church?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

What do cows say when you milk them?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

Where do vehicles hang out all summer?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

Which insect makes the best father?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

Which state has the best streets?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

Where do mice leave their boats?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?