Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

What goes zzub, zzub?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

What animals make the best baseball players?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?