Why did the frog have a long face?

What is the unluckiest type of cat?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?