What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
It got ticks.
Why can't you trust a pig?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
How do horses navigate at night?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What do fish use for glasses?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
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