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What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

What siblings are always sad?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

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How do you make a walnut laugh?

What do you call a cow who loves to work out?

What's a bat's favorite game?

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?