What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

Why do moms make good vintners?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

What do trees wear to the lake?

What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

How do you make a walnut laugh?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

What's the holiest insect?