What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

What did autumn say to summer?

What animal should you never play poker with?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

How does dinner smell?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?