Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Finland.
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Where do catchers sit at lunch?
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Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
How does one gelatin greet another?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
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