Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

It's allergy season again?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

What's a cat's favorite color?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?