Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
It says twist to open!
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How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
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What fairy loves to count?
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Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What do you call hiking college students?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
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