Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

Which subject has two parts?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?