How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

Why do cows go to New York?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What is the strongest animal?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?