What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

What do you call a Russian flea?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

Why do cats love to work?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?