What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Why is summer always sad?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

What animal styles their hair every day?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?