Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

What do you call a sad latte?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

What animal has more lives than a cat?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

A book just fell on my head.

Why can you never find the number nine?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

Where do online shopaholics love to travel?